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Kink Kalculator BETA

We’ve built a web application that lets you rigorously audit your kinks, rating them from ‘Hard No’ to ‘Hell Yes!’. This data is crunched to create your personal Kink Signature and your visual KinkDNA record.

The KinkMatrix Maps your responses on the Erotic vs. Intense vectors to determine your unique psychometric archetype.
Client-Side Encryption Your data is encrypted in your browser using your Safe Word before it is uploaded to the Vault. We store the lockbox; you hold the only key.
KinkContract Compare Signatures with a partner (privately) to instantly generate a Play Profile of shared interests.

Define your play, unlock your scene.


Frequently Asked Questions

(Or: Everything You Wanted To Know About Your Kink Data But Were Too Busy Tying Someone Up To Ask)

What in the sweet name of subspace is the Kink Kalculator?
It’s our nifty web tool. You go through a comprehensive list of kinks and activities, rating each one from ‘Hard No’ to ‘Hell Yes!’. Simple inputs, powerful outputs.
I keep seeing these "KinkDNA" graphics. How do I get one?
That’s the visual representation of your Signature. Once you’ve filled out your ratings, our engine runs a psychometric analysis to generate your KinkDNA Card. It maps your KinkMatrix (Erotic vs. Intense) and assigns you an archetype (e.g., "Intense Authority" or "Erotic Sensualist").

Crucial Point: The card is a snapshot. If you change your ratings, you must hit "Regenerate Identity" to paint a new card.
Hold on, ‘encrypted’? You mentioned a ‘Safe Word’. Is that just my password?
Absolutely NOT. When you save, you create a unique Safe Word (think: private encryption key). This Safe Word encrypts your Signature data in your browser before it even touches our servers. We never see your Safe Word. It is completely separate from your site login password.
What if I forget my Safe Word?
Then, bluntly, your vaulted Signature is gone forever. Like a safecracker forgetting the combination. Because we never know your Safe Word, we have zero way to recover or reset it. Data loss is the price of true privacy.
How does this help me shop?
Once your Signature is loaded (decrypted with your Safe Word), it acts as a live filter. Activate it, and the shop automatically hides products related to your ‘Hard Nos’ or things below your current interest threshold, showing you only the kit that matches your ‘Yes’ and ‘Hell Yes!’ ratings.
Can I share my Signature with a partner?
Yep! You have two ways:
  • The Visual: Send them your KinkDNA Card (or let them scan the QR code).
  • The Code: Generate a KinkKode string. You can share it Unencrypted (for open discussion) or Encrypted (requires your Safe Word to view).
What is 'KinkScene'?
Once you’ve used the Compatibility Viewer to see where you and a partner align, KinkScene uses that specific data to suggest potential scene ideas or activities you might both enjoy. It’s a creative spark based on your shared interests.
The physical configuration used for filtering activities.
Toggling this ON enables "Watching" options on applicable activities.

By using this tool, you agree to our privacy policy.

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